The Interlude: Political scientists are the psychotherapists for a person running for office.
The private sector job as seen in classifieds: “Presidential candidate seeks a political scientist to discuss American politics. Inquire if PhD and specially trained in American political languages (republicanism, liberalism, biblical thought, and the faction of reactionaries to FDR hijacking liberalism). Remuneration ranges from six to seven figures. 1 year position.
Alternate title: Why Citizens United should benefit political scientists.